Ancient Greeks were expected to gain weight after twenty
Bingeing and bulimia were forms of social engagement
Throwing up not so they could lose weight,
but just so they could eat more
Today Entertainment Tonight
criticizes Britney Spears
for having a beer belly when all
she did was miss her carb control jog this morning
Girls with waists of 27 scribble on the back of shunned
candy bars: Ultimate Goal- Size 2, never pinch an inch
What would Cyclops think of that?
Too small to be a person, not enough meat for a light snack
